Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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