I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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