My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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