also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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