Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
She is in my trunk
This girl is more easily done than said...
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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