Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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