So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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