If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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