White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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