guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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