I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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