...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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