Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
God, I missed his penis.
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