talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Randomize
