I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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