My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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