I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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