Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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