Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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