bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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