I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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