I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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