I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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