I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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