I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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