Taylor Swift is so right about you.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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