Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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