when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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