She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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