I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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