Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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