I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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