Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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