I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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