Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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