I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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