Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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