They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Randomize
