My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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