i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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