Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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