i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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