College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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