we have officially lost it.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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