Ambien. No doubt about it.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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