His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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