Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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