Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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