I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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