Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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