Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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