There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life