sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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