halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Randomize
